Cake or death!
Written by TakaraA short, light-hearted piece requested by my partner! After hearing that Sleep or Death got POTM last month his mind leapt to the Eddie Izzard sketch of "Cake or Death!" and so here it is, a little tribute to my favourite comedian in some kinda weird way!
Come quickly to the table
Atop with cakes galore
Kill you lest you eat one
Eat to defend honour
Our answer is quick and clear to them
Requesting cake for all my men
Do not think we jest
Eat and do your best
All cake must be consumed
Then you may leave the room
Hunger must prevail!
16th January 2003 - 18:50pm